how high school football players take pictures


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They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

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I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow


i just put on red lipstick n then i was reminded why i dont wear red lipstick 


who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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