panerasexual:

i just put on red lipstick n then i was reminded why i dont wear red lipstick 

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via pizza)

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

(via turtle-timez8)

amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

(via heyhihello18)

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

(via rhydonmyhardon)

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

(via moistbottom)